Another EA key give away (3 keys)
Whaled the hell out of POE2 cause the beacon of salvation was too cool;
Hit me with your best dad joke and I’ll pick 3 winners later on.
Good luck exiles.
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Uhnmm, What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.
Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie
Wow I'm down for this. But I can't say a joke cause my English is not good enough for this. 😐
A beautiful German saying: nach fest kommt ab Most important comment you gotta make when someone is tightening screws.
When does a joke become a dadjoke? -when its apparent.
Oldie but gold
Did you know they recently found an Egyptian mummy covered in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts? It's believed to be Pharaoh Rocher!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Why did the Witch become a motivational speaker? Because she was great at raising spirits.
So there was a man who really loved his tractors. All his life ,tractors, he had tractor posters on his wall, DVDs about tractors, he owned a load of tractors. This man loved his tractors.
There was one thing he loved more in his life than his tractors, it was his lovely wife. One day she was out in the fields and she got crushed by a tractor, she was squished by the tractor, she was dying, bleeding out, he ran over, "no", tried to save her, he couldn't save her. She was killed by a tractor,
So this man, despite his love of tractors, gets rid of everything, the posters he tears them down, the DVDs, throws 'em in the bin, he sells all his tractors. It takes him a while but he finally gets over the death of his wife and he goes on a date with a new woman. So they're in this bougie establishment. They're in this bougie establishment and they're enjoying their meal. And you know when they, like that! The smoke coming out, that was happening and all of a sudden something's gone horribly wrong with the system, we don't know what's happened here, but the room fills with smoke, okay? And she's like, "Ah!", and the guy's like, "don't worry, I've got this''.
So he goes (breathes in) sucks all it in, runs out the door, goes (breathes out) blows it all out, he's cleared the smoke. He comes back in and sits down, she's like, "how've you done that?" And he goes, "I'm an ex-tractor fan".
Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.
I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me
The young Bill Gates asks his mother. "Mom, can i open the window?" "Yes my son, just dont make it a system."
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts. 😆
Ps : i would really want to try POE2 and a veteran in poe1 and want to try different builds mainly melee Thanks
Alright I'm gonna try one off the top of my head for once.
Why did the dad have to wait til the end of EA to play PoE 2?
Because he was a pay-shit gamer.
r/patientgamers
Good luck entrants, I don't need a key myself but would gift it to my interested friend so if that invalidates me so be it.
A man is getting a checkup
Doctor: “Sir, You have to stop masturbating.”
Man: “Why?”
Doctor: “Because i’m trying to examine you…”
How do you find the gym at Hogwarts?
You look for the dumbell-door.
Knee slaps
A man is washing a car with his son. The son ask: " Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“My wife’s in labor, send an ambulance!”
“Is this her first child?”
“No - I said I’m her husband!”
What's better than a dad bod? .... A father figure.
My therapist says I have a Path of Exile addiction. I told him I'd discuss it with him after just one more league start.
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it is a solution!
Why do bees stay in their hive during winter? Swarm
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face ? My dad told me that when I was a kid. I miss that mf everyday.
They might nerf all your favourite builds, they can add a lot of new content, maybe the patch is amazing, maybe it doesn't quite hit the spot but at the end of the day
Its night.
Who’s more emo than Sauron? Morgoth of course.
How does a non-binary samurai kill their enemy’s? They slash them.
Why should you sell or donate your old vacuum cleaners?
They’re just gathering dust.
i told my wife I'd like to be cremated
Ah, Exile… My father left to explore the Atlas and never came back. Guess abandoning things runs in the family.
My obese parrot died today... Sad news, but it's a huge weight off my shoulders 😪
Is anybody else tired of sweet potato jokes? I sure yam
Why do melons have weddings? Cause they cantelope
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
A wife once heard moans and exclamations from her husband’s bedroom. After opening the door to confront him, she found the husband with a suit in front of a podium. “What are you doing!?” She explained.
“Sorry hun, i’m master debating.”
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache
Did u ever try to catch a "FOG" ? i did once but i mist XDD
My kid hit me with this one yesterday.
what did the movie critic say about the Minecraft movie?
“It’s a block buster.”
What U call fake spaghetti? An impasta
I am not a dad yet so I’m hoping to get a pass on this one xD
A wife told her husband to stop joking around and pick a name for their child. The husband said “fine, Joe Kahsova”.
a friend wanted to try it out so i'll be entering in his stead! best of luck everyone!
Why did the sorceress main end their relationship? Because there was no spark in it.
Genius idea to get some dad jokes. Saving this post just so I can read all the comments later 😆
A teacher, an IT guy, and an attorney walked into a bar. The attorney passed.
My dad and I both fart a lot. It's in our genes. (Better when said out loud)
I would love to get a key for my girlfriend, thank you for the give away, here's a joke that always makes her groan: "How did the inventor of the stone bed die? He lost a pillow fight."
I would need one for a friend
Thank you