Twas the Night Before Leaguemas

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Twas the night before Leaguemas
And all through the house
Exiles were cleaning,
Keyboard and mouse
They swept up doritos
And vacuumed the rugs
Some took a shower
To wash out the bugs.

They took all their wrappers
And bottles of pop
Down to the trash
And then did not stop.
They washed all the dishes
And scrubbed all the floors
I think you get the point,
They did all the chores

They tucked in their children
And talked to their spouse
"I'll be gone for a week,
But I'll be in the house."
They prepped all their snacks
Gave their computers a rest
Then said a prayer to Alva
Wishing for the best

As they lay down to bed
For one final good sleep
They smiled real big
And counted some sheep.
They dreamed of new builds
And being good dodgers
We thank you Mark Roberts
And Jonathan Rogers

Edit: Sorry folks, Formatting is terrible on Android.

Comments

Weird_Intention_65751

This

Is

AMAZING!!

Euphoric_Reading_4011

Hi, new player here. Is this like a copypasta or it the art of shitposting just that refined around here ?

Early_Atmosphere11211

This is pure gold!!! Sleep well Exile.

smacky_chan1

Reminds me of this from way back in the day of path of exile 1.  https://youtu.be/pZX6PVwjSMs?si=vorClj3VRyJWDD6t

Temporary-Extent49351

Excellent! Thanks for the poem!

Bitharn1

Reminds me of the AVGN Grinch special…love it

Aesthet1k1

Incredible 😂

Last-Produce34001
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LuckyOneTime1

23% quality !!

Original_Thought59321

this is gold