Twas the Night Before Leaguemas
Twas the night before Leaguemas
And all through the house
Exiles were cleaning,
Keyboard and mouse
They swept up doritos
And vacuumed the rugs
Some took a shower
To wash out the bugs.
They took all their wrappers
And bottles of pop
Down to the trash
And then did not stop.
They washed all the dishes
And scrubbed all the floors
I think you get the point,
They did all the chores
They tucked in their children
And talked to their spouse
"I'll be gone for a week,
But I'll be in the house."
They prepped all their snacks
Gave their computers a rest
Then said a prayer to Alva
Wishing for the best
As they lay down to bed
For one final good sleep
They smiled real big
And counted some sheep.
They dreamed of new builds
And being good dodgers
We thank you Mark Roberts
And Jonathan Rogers
Edit: Sorry folks, Formatting is terrible on Android.
Comments
This
Is
AMAZING!!
Hi, new player here. Is this like a copypasta or it the art of shitposting just that refined around here ?
This is pure gold!!! Sleep well Exile.
Reminds me of this from way back in the day of path of exile 1. https://youtu.be/pZX6PVwjSMs?si=vorClj3VRyJWDD6t
Excellent! Thanks for the poem!
Reminds me of the AVGN Grinch special…love it
Incredible 😂
- William Shakexile
23% quality !!
this is gold